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Maria Sharapova Finangles Her Way to A French Open Win

Patty Schnyder had Maria Sharapova on the ropes today at the French Open today. Sharapova was choking hard. Sharapova was cheating equally hard. Oh yeah she cheated. Down 2-1 in the third set of her 3-6, 6-4, 9-7 win over Schnyder Maria called the trainer for a phantom injury break, effectively cooling Schnyder's jets.

Twice at key moments in the middle of games she was losing in the third set, Sharapova stopped play and changed rackets that had no technical problems; the second stick switch earned Sharapova a warning from the chair umpire. Maria's daddy, Yuri Shrapov, was doing his customary illegal coaching from his seat in the friends box.

This time, though, instead of turning a blind eye to Maria's shenanigans, the tennis-savvy French crowd began booing Sharapova when she called for the trainer. The booing continued when Maria questioned several calls on shots she hit that were obviously out. Schnyder, a known good woman on the tour, even shot Sharapova a few evil glances during the match. She was booed on each stall tactic racket switch. And when Sharapova finally won, some of the crowd cheered, but a whole lot of the crowd booed.

Sure clay isn't Sharapova's best surface; she's never advanced past the quarterfinals at Roland Garros. But it appears the, 'I'll win by hook or by crook' is finally getting on the nerves of tennis audiences around the world. Earlier this year she was booed for the same tactics at the Australian Open. It will be interesting to see if she's booed by the normally genteel British crowd at Wimbledon.

But Maria won because Schnyder choked harder than she did. and Maria won because Schnyder is too nice to demand that the chair umpire stop Sharapova's illegal tactics. Maybe the day will come soon when a player who isn't so nice or who truly doesn't like Sharapova - like one of the Russian women - tells Sharapova to cut the crap and play. Maybe television announcers like those at NBC will stop with the "controversial ending" nonsense and the "Maria dug deep like a champion blah blah and tell the truth.

Maria Sharapova needs a good verbal slapping right on the court for the whole world to see.

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