FanHouse's Top Five: Come Back From the Ledge, Guitar Hero

FanHouse's Top Five scans the sports blogosphere for the best posts of the last 24 hours so you don't have to. Got something for this feature? Hit us up at fanhouse@googlegroups.com.

1) In the midst of an refreshingly apathetic mention of Bill Belichick's Cheatergate, With Leather found this apoclyptic video. Singer dude, relax. Belichick cheated, but it doesn't nullify everything anyone on the Patriots has ever done. It's bad, but it's not that bad. Colts fans won't agree, but since when do we listen to Colts fans?

2) Things suck for Greg Oden right now, and for Trail Blazers fans who are forced to come to terms with any short-term hopes they had being dashed. Fortunately, no one handled it better than Henry at True Hoop.

3) Larry Johnson dropped gangsta rhymes that would make Curtis Jackson blush. (Salty language ahead.)

4) Tommy Lasorda's bobblehead looks eerily like Bill Clinton. Tommy Lasorda's real head looks eerily like a perfectly round white ball.

5) Alyssa Milano, now an official reporter. But does she own a fedora? Didn't think so!