There really isn't a bad time to be allowed that wonderful image of having your wife cutting off your penis with a steak knife while you sleep. Ahhhh, memories.John Wayne Bobbitt, the gentleman (we can still call him a man, right?) that lost more than half his 9-iron in that "Sweeney Todd" experiment has decided that his autobiography might not be weird enough, agreeing to fight Greg Smith, the barber that punched out Marion "Suge" Knight during a street-fight in Hollywood.
Norm Clarke of the Las Vegas Review Journal is reporting the two are set to fight on November 15.
Bobbitt, 41, is training for a Nov. 15 celebrity boxing match in Philadelphia against Smith, the barber who made news in May when he knocked out rap mogul Knight during a street altercation in Hollywood.Has Bobbitt not learned his lesson in life? Honestly, you have been trying to set up a celebrity fight for years and the one you go with is against a barber that is trained in scissors!! How has this not registered? That would be like Evander Holyfield agreeing to a fight with a professional ear biter.
Bobbitt was scheduled to fight Joey Buttafuoco in a televised celebrity match several years ago, but the event fell apart. Earlier this year, Bobbitt agreed to slug it out with former baseball star Jose Canseco, but the promoter switched to former NFL player and BYU standout Vai Sikahema, who pounded the beefier Canseco into carpaccio.
The story of Bobbitt has really been obscure over the years. Since the penis-chopping incident (that pains me just to type it), the man has been a minister, in a few pornos (my favorite, John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut), in and out of jail on a number of different offenses, and even started a band called "The Severed Parts."
As for Smith, there isn't a ton on him except this YouTube video where he talks in his barbershop about how he only has a few weeks to live and how he has a bounty on his head and uses a few choice words to explain all of this.
Also, this is just a little bit of a personal note I'd like to extend to all the readers of the world. When you are researching a story about the Bobbitts, never, EVER Google Image Search his name. Don't ever do it. It is 10:42 AM right now and I'm basically scouring my desk for any sharp object to gouge my eyes out with.
[via The Zone Blitz]
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Ya think he might feel as though he has somethin' ta prove? Maybe?
that is a random match up
Bobbitt is geting 1K to fight and a dollar pay perview he refused to fight a man of color he owes the irs so much money he is fighting Rev bob levy bobbit owns nothing zip nada nothing and google his past wow what a rap sheet and mug shot colection a grifter at large a user that poor girl his myspace all lies he does not train LAZY 41 with a son 17 he cant see last fight he was taken to jail for domestic battery again prison jail time we dont want him in our area with his past
Bobbitt is a racist hates people of colr refused to fight greg the barber he needs to know the word respect!
Bobbitt owns nothing the irs will take it all gooogle him all public info did u see his rap sheets wow a grifter freeloader he aint even training he doesnot want to fight greg smith as he called him a N and hates people of color!!!!!!!!!!!he is a looser go team lorranna
I have got to know John Bobbitt pretty well in the last 6 months. For the most part he is a nice guy....but he is so into himself and thinks he is such a bad ass, its ridiculous. He is just a regular guy with a regular job, renting a room from a freind. In the 6 months I have known him I dont think he knows anything about me except for what I have told him...the reason is, he only talks about himself. His friends told me he is a loser and to stay away from him but I had to try for myself, and they were right....I am a pretty girl, a little over weight and he told me he only dates models *YEAH RIGHT*. If he would only look in the mirror he isn't all that he thinks he is....to say the least I dont talk to him anymore, I can find losers all day long I dont need to waste my time on him....He also said how much money he is going to make on this fight....that's another dream of his.
he lives near me he is a looser and a ex convict google him OMG
to secret person Bobbitt googgle him he has a rap sheet and a liar we all knoiw him in summerlin he is a griftyer and he doesnot date models he is lazy and he owns nothing he lives with a 82 yr old man and moouches off the family Bobbitt owns nothing ...if u dated him hope u did not have relationss with him he will make nothing as he owees the irs he rents a room in summerlin and google john wayne bobbitt and john wayne boibbitt bosing where did u meet him on myspace all lies there too he lives with a man an elder gent whos son owns alot of summerlin realestate his rap sheet is large and when he was to bos in 2002 well he was arrested for domestic battery again he owns no companies is not a fighter he is not training a liar talks how tyff he is he is not a combat marine he doees not own any companys stay away from him as he is not all there and he uses everyone and lies even to the hand that feeds him and bails him out of jail
he rents if he even pays at brookfield in summerlin with an 82 yr old man freeloads off this nice man 1412 anime drive lv nv 89144 702---- 860 -2356 he is not a business owner home owner fighter nor a combat marine google him john wayne bobbitt and john wayne bobbitt boxing
bobbitt refused to fight steroids LOL chicken now he wants to fight Bonaduce
I befriended JWB in 2-2006, I never had "relations" with him, but I did try to understand him as I felt he really needed a friend. John lived with a friend, mooched money off me for bus fare and rode his bicycle to work when he didn't have bus fare. He often showed me gross sexual texts between him and Joanna his so called ex whom is just as psych as him...she often referred to me as his sugar mama, little did she know I gave him nothing except $2.25 for bus fare. John talks so much about himself and never asked me about myself or my interest...his speech is so bad and he stumbles on his words you can't understand a word he says. John is a user and I am embarrased to say I allowed him in my home and allowed him to sleep on my sofa. John thinks one day he will have a huge comeback, good luck John.