Gold Medal Ping Pong Player Will Get Counseling After His Post-Pee Argument

Yesterday, Brinson reported on Wang Hao, the gold medal winning ping pong player from China who was arrested for peeing outside a karaoke club and becoming aggressive. That is, as aggressive as a ping pong player can be.

Do not fret, hopeful Hao fans, because it appears Chinese celebrities aren't too far off from the famous people in this country. Hao is heading to counseling for the pee-punch-proclamation.

Hao will undergo team-mandated counseling after reportedly getting into a fight with a security guard who was trying to stop him from urinating outside a karaoke club.

According to Reuters report, witnesses said Wang emerged drunk from the club last Thursday, attempting to urinate outside the building, then came to blows with the security guard.

"I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?" the 24-year-old said, according to the one witness.

I just wanted to let everyone known that I've been stumped on my Halloween costume for weeks and have now found the perfect outfit. A microphone in one hand, a ping-pong paddle in the other, a matching red and yellow shirt and shorts, and, of course just randomly peeing everywhere, no matter the venue. I hope my mailman wears a back brace for all the party invitations that will be flowing in, no pun intended.

Also, China national team manager Huang Biao said Hao didn't get in a fight.

"There was no drunkenness or brawling. There was just an argument," Biao was quoted as saying in Monday's Shanghai Morning Post.

"Because Wang is a celebrity, the story has been amplified."

I guess the Chinese tabloids are more creative than the ones here in America because I sure would love some fictional story about Lindsay Lohan peeing outside a bowling alley and not about her possibly being engaged to her girlfriend. Booooring.