If your job was to count the good decisions Michael Phelps has made since he was wearing that American flag swimming cap on his head in Beijing, your days have probably been fairly uneventful.Phelps dated this girl, then ripped the Bong Hit Heard 'Round The World (after losing money playing beer pong) and now is trying his hardest to avoid any trouble. So where is the best place for Phelps to avoid trouble? Yes, Pacman, "strip clubs" would be the correct answer.
A source told Page Six that Phelps has been "hiding out at strip clubs," since it is one of the few places cameras aren't allowed. Strip clubs. Strip clubs. Phelps, who got himself in a heap of trouble by "letting our youth down by smoking pot" has decided that the best possible decision he could make is to go to strip clubs because people can't photograph you.
You know where paparazzi can photo you? Walking into a strip club. Or leaving one.
Trust me, as a person who may
Michael Phelps Snapshots
EDITORS, PHOTO EDITORS, LIBRARIANS - DELETE FROM YOUR SYSTEMS, AND DO NOT PUBLISH, AP PHOTO NY162 OF FEB. 5, SHOWING MICHAEL PHELPS HOLDING A BOX OF KELLOGG'S CORN FLAKES. PHELPS HAS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED SMOKING MARIJUANA OR INHALING FROM A MARIJUANA PIPE
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EDITORS, PHOTO EDITORS, LIBRARIANS - DELETE FROM YOUR SYSTEMS, AND DO NOT PUBLISH, AP PHOTO NY160 OF FEB. 5, SHOWING MICHAEL PHELPS ON THE COVER OF A BOX OF KELLOGG'S CORN FLAKES. PHELPS HAS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED SMOKING MARIJUANA OR INHALING FROM A MARIJUANA PIPE ** NO SALES **
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Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps, front, and Olympic medal winner Katie Hoff, rear, train at the Meadowbrook Aquatic Center, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Baltimore. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
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Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps trains at the Meadowbrook Aquatic Center, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Baltimore. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
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Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps trains at the Meadowbrook Aquatic Center, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Baltimore. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
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Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps takes a break while training at the Meadowbrook Aquatic Center, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Baltimore. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
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Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps trains at the Meadowbrook Aquatic Center, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Baltimore. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
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Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps trains at the Meadowbrook Aquatic Center, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Baltimore. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
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Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps trains at the Meadowbrook Aquatic Center, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Baltimore. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
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Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps trains at the Meadowbrook Aquatic Center, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Baltimore. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
2-18-2009 @ 11:31AM
hotwhel1981 said...
who cares if he hang out at a strip club.people just need to leave him alone.
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2-18-2009 @ 11:45AM
michaelfoxtail said...
man, why do you people leave him alone?
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2-18-2009 @ 12:05PM
emcrecords said...
Why don't we just put him in a cage and all the idiots can sit there and watch him......
Good job BIG MIKE.........Stinky Pinky is legal in most states!!!
S. Carolina not sure.........
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2-18-2009 @ 12:12PM
Jim said...
The Media makes you into a "Saint"...then sets about to make you into a "Sinner". Phelps is just a guy who can swim fast as hell. He brought home the gold...now let him live his life!
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2-19-2009 @ 8:42AM
gg110460 said...
agreed. Leave the guy alone. There are more important things than knowing what Michael Phelps is doing.
2-18-2009 @ 12:16PM
frehleysomelette said...
Every time i want to hate this guy he just gets cooler & cooler?
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2-18-2009 @ 12:31PM
mikedukes1 said...
hes is HUMAN.... damn who has not smoked weed, people are so damn jeleous and ready to make a buck on anyone messing up... i mean hell i would turn on you in a heartbeat if it meant a fat check but i would turn around and buy you a big fat ass stripper to make the kick in the balls feel better, hey michael just do what you do man and screw all of us money hungry hoes, ooh yea and just so ya know man i have a man crush on mike
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2-18-2009 @ 12:35PM
lawman823 said...
LEAVE HIM ALONE and get your own life.
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2-18-2009 @ 12:38PM
kev555333 said...
Phelps is the man, and for the record, Marijuana has proven medical use, Cigarettes have none, the government and the media are hypocrites.
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2-18-2009 @ 12:59PM
Eileen said...
He's so gross!
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2-18-2009 @ 1:52PM
shalebrook said...
Who cares if he hangs out in a strip club? This is a non story if you ask me.? And what is wrong with ogling an attractive woman's naked/near naked body? Would you blue noses out there prefer that he has no interest in women at all?
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2-18-2009 @ 1:58PM
emcrecords said...
Whats wrong homeyclownrap, no money to throw at the strippers......sorry, maybe you should get job, with your attitude, they wouldn't even let sweep the pool.....
WE CAN SEE WHAT HOMEY KNOWS.......YOUR PROBLEM IS OBVIOUS!!!!
Phelps in 2012...
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2-18-2009 @ 2:25PM
dskaalrud5 said...
Seems like a very logical decision to me. He gets away from the papz, stays close to his dope supply and maybe get some nookie once in a while. What's not to like?
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2-18-2009 @ 2:34PM
lclark9247 said...
Hmmmmm. North Korea is getting set to test an ICBM and Phelps is watching ladies get undressed. Which story needs huge coverage? By golly, the pasties win. Oh, and while we're on obsession, can Nancy Grace cover anything other than Caycee and Caylee Anthony?
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2-19-2009 @ 2:42AM
gaxfla said...
Iclark, Thanks I thought it was only me who thought that Nancy Grace was a little obsessed with Casey Anthony.
2-18-2009 @ 2:35PM
harleydakotadog said...
How is this shocking? If he were going to gay strip clubs that would be shocking. Who gives a rats ass if he goes down to beaver town to pet a little poontang.
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2-18-2009 @ 2:47PM
howlar2 said...
Yeah, that's what I tell my wife, too. I only go to strip clubs because they don't allow cameras, so I won't be hounded by the paparazzi. I also only buy Playboy for the excellent writing. I'm still trying to find a wife who will buy this. I know she is out there somewhere. I guess I'll go blond for wife #5.
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2-18-2009 @ 2:50PM
SiMoNbGoAt said...
dude, find something a little more interesting to write about.
seriously, now YOU look like the sheep.
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2-18-2009 @ 2:51PM
suitman36 said...
what an ass you are. you lower everything to race. believe me, if i was as dumb as you, i could cite as many blacks a-holes as there are white a-holes. but, sorry, i'm not a low life like you just looking to stir things up. just shorten your name to 'clown'.
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2-18-2009 @ 2:58PM
lawman823 said...
To Homey Clown Rap, You are right, Philps is a poor role model to all children and hope he gets his act together. On the subject of black athletic are they better role models ? don't think so.
Sounds like you are a bit racist,Mr Obama is 1/2 white.Enjoy life my friend.
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