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Pizza Deliverers Appreciate You Wearing Pants to Answer the Door

9/30/2009 12:15 PM ET By Ryan Wilson

    • Ryan Wilson
    • Ryan Wilson is FanHouse's Back Porch Editor


And the Puritans continue their assault on common sense and decency. I guess it's not enough to just open your door, give the pizza guy (or girl, as it turns out) a twenty and settle in for a weekend of watching football. You'll also need to be fully clothed, at least when the pie is delivered. Via Foster's Daily Democrat:
A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants.

Portsmouth Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man's actions after it took place four different times. "She would go to the address and the guy comes to the door wearing no pants," McQuate said. The lieutenant said the man would be completely naked from the waist down.
It's one thing to walk around your house without a shirt, and I can even understand the decision to get completely nude, but buck naked from the waist down while sporting a golf shirt screams serial killer or Jeff Reed.

The story has a happy ending, however: an officer spoke to the man about how "inappropriate" his actions were, and on top of that, he won't be getting any more pizza delivered to his home. Seems fair.

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