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Jay Cutler: Huge Kelly Clarkson Fan


Jay Cutler can fail on and off the field, it seems*. This should come as a relief to Broncos fans and the obsessive-compulsive set who demand symmetry in their daily lives.

In addition to deftly filling the huge void left by predecessors Kordell Steward, Chad Hutchinson and Rex Grossman, Cutler also has horrible taste in music. Via the Chicago Tribune (by way of Tremendous Upside Potential and TBL)
Kelly Clarkson performed a five-song acoustic set at Hub 51 (51 W. Hubbard St.) on Monday in front of 101.9 FM contest winners and invited guests, including Jay Cutler. The Bears quarterback had dinner and watched as Clarkson sang locker room favorites "I Do Not Hook Up" and "My Life Would Suck Without You."

Bears backup QB Caleb Hanie joined Cutler at the show, which means Cutler likely used the phrase "If I'm going down, you're going down with me" a few times Monday.
And suddenly, Ben Roethlisberger is somehow less a doofus for showing up on WWE RAW. Didn't think that was possible, frankly.

* JOKE. ALL OF IT.

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