You're just gonna have to believe me when I say that I don't normally record The Today Show. I only managed to stumble onto Al Roker doing the Sunday Night Football weather preview because my DVR timed out after taping The Daily Show from the night before. It's a long story but just know this: Roker is probably due a drug test. (Warning: Only watch this if you don't worry about suffering from Roker-fueled nightmares all weekend.)
Seriously, this guy is nuts.
Some folks think it would have been funnier if Roker was still fat. I think that Skinny Al's under the impression that he's somehow reinvented himself into something "cool," and that reinvention gives him carte blanche to break the needle on the wacky-o-meter. Or something.
