In addition to being one of the league's best wide receivers, Chad Ochocinco is also an entrepreneur. The latest proof: during HBO's "Hard Knocks" this summer, he made reference to developing prophylactics. And on Friday he revealed the prototypes via Twitter. Or, at the very least, the prototype of the box they will be shipped in. Probably goes without saying but just in case: not safe for work image after the jump.
For me, the most offensive thing about the packaging aren't the catchphrases, it's Ochcocinco's grinning mug, complete with Panama Jack hat, staring blankly at would-be users. Nothing sets the mood with your ladyfriend like reaching for a condom and having No. 85 smirking back at you. (Although, to be fair, if you've been reduced to Ochocinco birth control you probably deserve what you get.)
All that's missing is a Travis Henry endorsement.
via Black Sports Online
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Wow, that is brilliant. This may be the best thing he's ever done. Second is the dollar bribe - but this is way better.
Seeing his face on the package would ruin the moment for me!!!!
Huh... Kinda looks like Dave Chappelle
His father should have been wearing one the night he was conceived.
his dad probably was wearing one of them. that is the problem with defective condoms.
lmao. i agree
i should've known someone would beat me to that comment . hahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!! he does resemble that remark !!!!!!
Sounds like a typical Steelers fan.....oh the jealousy runneth deep.
he'd have to bribe me with a dollar to use those to.
I am now officially embarrassed to say I'm from Cincinnati.
Now?
What took so long?
Why? They don't sell condoms in Cincinnati? Well, that explains a lot...
Well what better person to make a condom, than this d***head?
Yep...LMAO...and his head on his shoulders...should be the first to wear one. Because usually when you talk as much as he does...these 'most likely' small condoms--are too big for the one below. Especially since the lost against the Raiders...probably won't even work now. Soft as his words.
He needs to read the fine print of his contract. He can't get involved in any kind of a deal that reflects on the team or the NFL. Although he is good at getting as close as he can to the line. Like Mexican for 85. I am surprised the team didn't give him a different number on his jersey. Like 58.
"Mexican for 85"??? Mexican??? Bob, are you that stupid? It's SPANISH... you know, the Spanish Conquistadores that went all over the world killing indians and stealing their land. When you CONQUER then you get the land and the people speak your language instead of the language they have been speaking for thousands of years. For many years Latino was defined as "a Spanish-speaking Indian" and that's why the former Aztecas and Mayan people of what is now Mexico/Central America speak Spanish and why the Taino people of the Caribbean speak Spanish, and the Incan people of Peru speak Spanish etc., etc. If you're gonna say something, try to know what you're talking about.
11-23-2009 @ 11:01PM Hi Evelyn said...
"Mexican for 85"??? Mexican??? Bob, are you that stupid? It's SPANISH... you know, the Spanish Conquistadores that went all over the world killing indians and stealing their land. When you CONQUER then you get the land and the people speak your language instead of the language they have been speaking for thousands of years.
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Their fate was no different than the english speaking nations of today. With the European invasions new nations were developed.BTW The correct way to say #85 is ochenta y cinco. I'm Scottish and even I know better than most.
Thank you Evelyn & Your HIghness for the comments. I could not believe the cooent when I read it but you both do a good job of pointing out the problem with Bob's statement.
i hope the condoms are striped like the helmets!!