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Yellow Card After Hard Tackle Causes Controversy in Rugby



Australian rugby player Wycliff Palu got a yellow card in a match this week for a hard tackle on Ireland's Robert Kearney, and the hit -- and penalty -- have been a major source of contention among rugby fans.

International Rugby Board Vows to Eradicate Eye Gouging



A South African rugby player gouged the eyes of an opponent during a game on Saturday, setting off a raging controversy in the rugby world.

Rugby Coach Fines Himself $10,000 for Drunken Night Out


Here's what I know about rugby: it involves tight-fitting clothing, and a lot of guy-on-guy action. So, right, I'm no expert. But you really don't have to know the rules to appreciate this story.

According to the Herald Sun, Sydney Roosters coach Brad Fittler fined himself $10,000 and issued a public apology after the pressures of the job caused him to temporarily lose his mind.

Video: Rugby Players Brawl in Romania



Nine players have been suspended by the Romanian Rugby Federation after a brawl broke out in the opening minutes of a game between league rivals Dinamo Bucaresti and Farul Constata in Bucharest on Saturday.

Throwing a Fake Penis at People Is Apparently Acceptable in Australia

When you're famous, anything goes, and that includes hitting females with a fake penis while moseying around the business district in Melbourne.

Australian Football Player Brendon Fevola, obviously wired with a different style of humor than me and my friends, was just walking around Fed Square in Melbourne, Australia on Monday wearing pink lingerie and a sex toy strapped around his waist. You know, for the fans.

Carlton AFL star Brendan Fevola has escaped without even a slap on the wrist after he flung a fake penis at women near Melbourne's CBD yesterday. Police spokeswoman Mia Paterson said they were not investigating the incident because no one had issued a complaint.


"Fev had a foot-long dildo hanging out of his pink muu-muu in full public view outside the bar," said a witness who asked not to be named. "I saw him hit a couple of girls on the head with it. It was a bit off-putting."


Ah yes, in years to come, when robots take over the planet Earth and we are all subjected to slavery, the conversations will turn to the good old days when we could just roam the streets hitting girls with dildos. These acts will never die in our hearts.

Lucky for everyone still reading this story, there is actually a short video of the event someone captured on their cell phone. This is the first time I've ever been excited cell phones have the video feature. It is after the jump, and be warned, it is NSFW (or Thanksgiving dinner).

Four Minutes of Pornography Slips Into Kids' Rugby Game; Parents Surprisingly Not Thrilled


Pornography is very popular these days with the American working class (Woo! Stimulus checks!). But that does not make it FCC approved. And it certainly is not an acceptable mixer with children's rugby in New Zealand. But that's what parents and fans of the kid's sport were treated to while watching a live broadcast of "Grassroots Rugby" on the New Zealand television channel Prime.
A spokesman for Prime Television on Monday blamed a mixup in "distribution processes" for the error which inserted the hardcore segment in the regular program "Grassroots Rugby."

The segment was intended to air on an adult pay-per-view channel.


Yeah, so, um, whoops? On the bright side of things, at least it puts the whole Janet Jackson - Nipplegate thing in perspective. Because, apparently, this was not just a little side boob getting flashed, it was the full hardcore pornography.

Video: Austrian Rugby Team Gets Naked



Normally when a team gets blown out 48-0 in a game of rugby, their first inclination would be to go to the nearest watering hole and down a few beers to drown out the pain.

The Austrian rugby team, however, decided to do something a little different and shed their clothes. (It's safe for work, don't worry)
The Austrian Rugby team has responded to their 48-0 thrashing by Lithuania on Saturday by staging a mass striptease in the capital, Vilnius, on Saturday night.

"Yes, these were the men we played against on Saturday ... I guess the defeat could have prompted them to do that," Lithuanian rugby federation President Aleksandras Makarenka told Reuters.

Delfi quoted the Vilnius police chief as saying stripping in public could be considered an act of hooliganism -- but by then the Austrian team had gone home.

Well, after doing a public striptease, it's certainly hard to remember that your team got thrashed. Of course, I'm sure the men didn't expect somebody to have a video camera handy to capture the action. Whoops!

New Zealand Rugby Player Cory Jane Takes 'Clearing Kick Square in the Face'

In case you're wondering, yes, a rugby player taking a "clearing kick square in the face" really is as funny as it sounds:

That was Cory Jane of the Wellington Hurricanes on the receiving end of a kick from Kurtley Beale of the New South Wales Waratahs. Here's how one rugby reporter described it:

Moment of the match: We can go for any of the tries, but early in the game Hurricanes fullback Cory Jane was pole-axed by an attempted clearance from Waratahs flyhalf Kurtley Beale - and that without even making much of an attempt to charge it down. All he got for his 'effort' was a bloodied nose and some jeers from the crowd for what they call a 'falcon' in Australia - hitting the ball with your head without intending to do so!

From Deadspin via Green and Gold Rugby.

The Other Big Upset This Weekend

Covering rugby for AOL this afternoon is a bit of an American indulgence at this point. Anyone following the Six Nations Rugby tournament was already well aware of Saturday's outcomes before Chris Berman went rumbling and stumbling to 12 hours of Sunday Super Bowl coveage. However, for the rest of us swimming in the American media stream, Das FanHaus is going back back back back to the big match between Wales and England.

Much had been said about the heavily favored English team, and the relative ease with which they would dispatch their Welsh brethren. Favored by as much as 25 points, roughly 4-5 American touchdowns, the match was considered an afterthought well into the proceedings. With England leading 19-6, the Welsh came storming back scoring 20 unanswered points in 15 minutes. While the English had the talent and dominated the statistics to that point, they were unable to stop the onslaught and overcome their relatively sloppy play. Wales, to their credit, played a fairly flawless game, conceding few errors to the favorites. The win was their first at England in 20 years.

The match was an auspicious start to this years Six Nations Championship, with France dominating Scotland and Ireland squeaking by Italy. Week 2 begins this Saturday as Wales moves one step closer to a British sweep with a home match against Scotland while Ireland heads to France. England will try to right itself Sunday at Italy.

(HT: BBC Sport)

New Zealand Rugby Bans Borat Bikini

Scouring the internet for some kind of explanation, for any of this, we kept coming up with the same story. We don't really understand a word of it, but maybe its because we're both American and not really rugby fans. Apparently, Kiwi rugby fans enjoy wearing the "Borat" style of bikini (at right) to rugby matches. So many people, in fact, that the authorities felt compelled to ban the clothing-style from rugby competitions in plea to the fans' "sense of decency," citing that rugby will be a "family event." There could be some kind of awful costume malfunction, and no one wants that, not one bit. Still, we're trying to figure out how people thought this was a good idea in the first place.

(HT: The Sun)
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